5 months ago I started this blog with the original DOW. Back then a DOW to me would be someone that just pissed me off or did something I felt was douche-like. Today I find myself writing about about a douche that almost makes me never want to write another DOW post again. I am not sure there will never be another DOW that deserves to be called a douche more than the ones I am about to write about. This week was so bad that you are actually getting a 2 for 1. That’s right, its the DOUBLE DOUCHE!
I can’t believe this would come as a surprise to anyone so I won’t bore you with the build up. The first DOW this week is Adam fucking Lanza. If you are reading this and don’t know who he is, well then you should be slightly ashamed of yourself and click here. Now that you are all educated on this you can see why I chose this son of a bitch.
I am so angry, sad and confused by this piece of shit’s actions that I find it very hard to write this. My mind is racing and my thoughts are all over the place so if this seems to jump around a bit I am sorry. This world has seen many evil people. We have lived through people committing such heinous acts and we are always in search of answers. Why and how can someone do something this? Why would someone shoot their own mother and then lay waste to a school filled with such innocent beautiful lives that wanted nothing more than to just run and laugh. There will probably never be answers that will justify the actions.
It has and will be said that guns are the reasons we as a society have to live through these nightmares. You all know how I feel about that. Others will tell us its because he wore black and was considered to be a “goth” kid. I hope I am not the only one that is getting tired of hearing that one. Did we learn nothing from the West Memphis 3? Whether or not you believe they are innocent or guilty to point the finger at them because they look different is bullshit.
The truth is I don’t want to know why this asshole did this. No answer will make me feel better about it. He was just some fucking coward that decided it was better to inflict pain on others instead of dealing with his own demons. He was just some fucking coward that prayed on unarmed adults and helpless children instead of attacking someone that might be able to defend themselves. He is just some fucking coward that shot himself because he couldn’t stand tall in front of the man.
I could go on forever writing about this douche but this is after all the daily double of DOW, so I need to get to the second part. While Lanza is the epitome of DOW this next group stands alone at the top of Mount Douche. I am talking about none other than, The Westboro Baptist Church. Unless you live under a rock I am sure you have heard of these pathetic excuses for human beings. They are the religious fanatics that picket funerals and hold rallies against homosexuals.
These lunatics always claim to be doing “God’s work,” and whether you believe in God or not you have to think that God wouldn’t want anything to do with these bat shit crazy bastards. What ties the WBC together with Lanza is that their church publicly states that the act of Lanza killing those innocent children was an act of god and that they will be picketing the funerals of those lost in Connecticut.
I wish I lived back home in Jersey because I would drive to Connecticut and personally beat the hell out of every single person carrying a fucking picket sign at the funerals. How fucking dare someone disgrace a funeral like this. I can only hope the police will stand tall and keep those people the hell out of Connecticut. I don’t give a shit about their rights to assemble, and I sure as shit don’t care about their feelings. The people of Connecticut need time to put the pieces of their broken hearts back together and that will never happen with these assholes telling them their loved ones are dead because God wanted them to die.
I am not sure how I feel about Heaven and Hell, as I have never been a religious person, but I can only hope that if there is a Hell, there is a horrifying corner of it dedicated to Adam Lanza and the people of the Westboro Baptist Church. One kills children and the other won’t let them rest in peace. You both make me sick to my stomach and ashamed to call myself a human. For all that you have done to destroys the lives of others you are without any doubt the Douche of the Week.